Terms and Conditions
Membership to The Groucho Club is more exclusive than the SAS and nearly as tough to get in; more mysterious than the Mason’s; with an initiation ceremony that would make a Ninja faint. Available for the first time outside the Vatican, the Pentagon and The Red Lion, here are the infamous membership criteria;
Applicants must fill in a Groucho Club membership form in full. The form must be signed and seconded by credited Groucho Club members. The form must then be sent to The Club. The members will then be contacted and must return letters of commendation for the applicant. The membership application form and letters will then be put before the next convenient meeting of the Groucho Club Membership Committee (who make Stalin’s politburo look sensitive). To aid the Committee in making a decision it would be helpful to include a list of credits or a brief synopsis of your work when returning this form. In the event that your application is successful you may have to go on a waiting list before being allowed full membership.